7 Ways to Mess with Young Kids
March 1, 2008
By Gator (the puppet) of Cullen’s Abc’s
1. Tower over them and talk in a loud commanding voice.
2. Tweak their mind by not keeping them on a consistent schedule.
3. Treat them like a grown up by letting them stay up late.
4. Allow them to do something only once, do not let them repeat it.
5. Do not allow them to “help” you.
6. Keep an angry expression on you face, and of course do not smile.
7. Finally, let them have what ever they want!
Here is a response by Cullen of Cullen’s Abc’s
[...] silly Gator was just being funny with his “7 Ways to Mess with Young Kids” article. You know he had to type it out, because a Gators’ hand writing is very hard [...]